Tuesday 27 November 2007

So much to do...

Sorry we haven't posted for a couple of weeks, it's all been a bit mad and will continue to be so over the next week or two. LOTS to write about, concerts, meals, school progress, holidays imminent...

Hopefully will get the chance to post some updates this weekend :-)

L&A
xxxx

Saturday 10 November 2007

The Duck and The Otter

I purposely left out the word 'soup' from the title to avoid giving the real subject of the first part away. Yes, I'm afraid we went to Ye Horns Inn last weekend :-) Linda treated us to a 'sleepover' last Saturday as we didn't have the girls on the Sunday, and the weather has turned rather cold, windy and miserable and she thought we needed warming up. So we pootled off, booked in, and before we could say "Soup and Duck please" Linda was perched in her favourite chair with a warming glass of something red.


Of course we had to do the full 5 course 'thing' with hot buttered potted shrimp to start (delicious!), and then Mrs. Woods' famous beef and vegetable soup, the curer of all ails...


Then came a truly shock decision from me! I've been to Ye Horns once or twice now since I met Linda and yet I have NEVER had the roasted duck! I know... but it's true. I always somehow get distracted by the steak and kidney pie or the lamb, or the lamb and sometimes... even.. the lamb! I was very brave on this occasion however, and after much time deliberating and deciding and then changing my mind and then deliberating and eventually deciding, we had to call in a counsellor, a whole team of therapists and even a hypnotist, but I somehow managed NOT to order the lamb. There... I've said it! So at long last I tasted the infamous roasted Goosnargh duck for the very first time and OH MY!! I have to say that it was rather good :-p..


So with what little space was left, and bearing in mind that I didn't have to drive home for a change so I could foresee a couple of pints of Spitfire coming my way by the roaring fire before bed, I plumped for this little treat. Yes, Bread and Butter Pudding! Wow!


Eventually, after much groaning under the strain of our waistbands as we forced down one or two further beverages sitting by the fire, we rolled back to our room like a couple of Weebles.

Next morning after breakfast we went to Newby Bridge in the Lake District to visit these chaps below...


I can highly recommend this place, http://www.aquariumofthelakes.co.uk/ it's well laid out with lots of interesting 'touch' pools, and as well as the Otters there are harvest mice (smelly but still cute), reptiles and other small and cute fluffy things to see. Best of all is the underwater tunnel and viewing bowl where you can watch lots of fish varieties and ducks swimming and diving in what is a representation of Lake Windermere itself.


We watched the Otters for about 40 minutes as they were so gorgeous and entertaining. After the aquarium we had a fabulous drive up the west side of the lake through some beautiful autumnal scenery as Linda made as many references as possible to what a shame it was that I hadn't planned ahead and therefore let the batteries run down on my camera. Still, it really was that stunning and special that perhaps on this occasion it should stay secret and sacred where it is, locked away for ever in our memories.

Then came the dangerous bit... a very scary shopping trip to the big 'Lakeland' store in Windermere where after a nice lunch we managed to buy all sorts of 'stuff' that we just don't need! You know how it is :-)

Andrew
xx

Saturday 3 November 2007

Cool !

Well.... It's official, Linda and I are "Cool!!".

I guess we always suspected it really, and I'm sure that it doesn't come as any surprise to you all, but on Wednesday evening several groups of teenagers who'd dressed up like Marilyn Manson, Freddie Kruger or Peter Cushing, or wearing 'Scream' masks, and then some small children who had dressed up as witches and monsters, and their accompanying parents, actually told us that we were "Cool!!", so there!

Well... actually, what they said was that our house was "Cool!!" and "Ace!" and "Wow!" and "Really Really Good!!", so that's near enough for me. The following pictures will hopefully explain all this a little better than I've done so far.


It was the build up to Halloween and Linda had been shopping, oh, and then shopping! So we set about hanging 'cobwebs' everywhere, and I mean EVERYWHERE! once you start with that stuff you can't get rid of it, it follows you around and pops out of places you'd never imagine and appears when you least expect it to. You brush you hair and it's there tangled up in the brush (well... not me obviously), you brush your teeth and it's there, you get into the car to get away from it and its all over the dashboard, you arrive at work and it's tangled around your i.d. badge lanyard and even when you eat your sandwiches, that you've been out to buy from Marks and Spencers, it's there... in between the bread and the cheddar! See below....


Then there's the Bluetak! how come when you're putting stuff up with that stuff it won't stick, and then when you try to take the same stuff down 3 minutes later on it won't bloody come off?! is it me?


Anyway, back to the scary bit. Linda festooned the house with webs, more webs, and spiders of ALL shapes, colours and sizes. She even scared herself several times by forgetting which of them were plastic and which of them were "Andrew!! Come here... oooohhh I don't like it! I'm not sure about that one, I don't remember putting that one there". Then there were a dozen glow-in-the-dark skellingtons, a squeaky rat, some pumpkin and spider 'fairy'' lights on of the box bushes, more chuffing cobwebs, bats, candles, a grave stone with flashing eyes, and of course, a pumpkin jack-o-lantern.


The children thought it was fab and came from all around, and I'm sure that some of them came back in different masks later on. They were greeted by a VERY excited, no... you don't understand, I mean VERY excited!!, Mrs. Drummond presenting them with an enormous Halloween bowl of sweeties and choccies.


The very brave were even given spider rings. I say the 'very brave' because some of them wouldn't approach the house due to the bellowing "Scream" CD that Linda had bought just to add that finishing touch to the Munsters Mansion, and...., to top it all off, the doorbell was decorated with its very own spider. One tiny little witch braved the music, the gravestone and the cobwebs and then hurried back down the drive as fast as her broomstick would allow, hanging on to her pointed hat saying "Mummy I don't like it, I don't want to press it!!" She eventually came back when Mortitia opened the door and brandished Cadburys Caramel in her direction but she refused to take a spider ring 'cos she "don't like spiders so I don't want one!" I'm surprised we didn't get arrested :-)


The kids around here really enjoy Halloween and they put a fantastic effort into their costumes and make up. So it's only right that we made effort too and it all made Halloween a very enjoyable and memorable evening.


I daren't even think about what Linda will have ready for next year!!

Lots of love and don't have nightmares

Herman
xxx